August 2, 2020
Honest Government Ad: A message from the White House
30 July 2020 (The Juice Media) – Hello, I’m from the U.S. government, with an update on our pandemic response. In the space of a few months, our “Don’t worry, bro, it’s just the flu” policy has gotten a shit-ton of you killed. Some say this tragedy was inevitable, but actually, if we’d simply responded like other governments, who listened to scientists, instead of Chuck Woolery and the My Pillow guy, we could have prevented almost all of those deaths.
Unfortunately for you, the amount of responsibility we take in doing our job comes to approximately fuck all. Which is why we got more of you killed than 50 9/11s. Trump 2020: with a president like this, who needs terrorists? [more]
