Honest Government Ad: COP26 Climate Summit – “Fuck you: we’ll keep digging, burning and exporting fossil fuels, let you to do the hard work, and then take all the credit”
27 October 2021 (The Juice Media) – I’m from the Australien Government with a message for the world as we gather in Glasgow for this crucial climate summit:
Fuck you.
Over the coming days our Prime Marketer will be there trying to shake a lot of hands and saying a lot of blah blah blah like, “we’re reducing emissions” and “Net Zero by 2050”.
But for those of you not fluent in Cuntonese – the official language of the Australien Government – what he’s saying is, “Fuck you: we’ll keep digging, burning and exporting fossil fuels, let you to do the hard work, and then take all the credit”.
Fick dich ins Knie!
We have lots of experience at this coz that’s what we do back home, where we let the States and Territories build renewables, subsidise EVs, and retire coal plants, while we obstruct renewables, shit-talk EVs and subsidise coal plants.
And then take credit for reducing emissions.
We even take credit when those reductions are due to policies the Opposition introduced when it was in office – Policies we scrapped, causing emissions to rise again.
Sometimes we even take credit for things nobody does, like carbon credits for not clearing land that wasn’t ever gonna be cleared anyway.
If a tree isn’t cut down in a forest, does it make a sound?
Why, yes: cha-ching!
All that might sound like we do nothing, but we’re actually very busy.
Our “environment” minister just opened three coal mines in a single month.
Whilst appealing a court ruling that she has a duty of care towards children over climate change.
And our minister for “emission reduction” – yes, that’s really his title – is supporting massive new gas projects that’ll contribute a cubic shitton of emissions to the world not meeting the Paris target, the equivalent of 46 more coal plants. That’s 3 more than the 43 new coal plants China’s planning to build.
We really are “Over-achievers”!
Or as you Italians might say, “Siamo dei gran stronzi”. [more]
