Honest Government Ad: Economic Recovery in Australia
4 June 2020 (The Juice Media) – Hello, I’m from the Australian government. As we head into the worst economic recession in living history, what the nation needs now is leadership, evidence-based policies, and bold vision. And fucked if we have those.
So instead, we’ve cooked up something else. That’s right, while you’ve been in lockdown, we too have been busy baking. No, not sourdough. Shitfuckery. The kind your grandkids will be tasting decades from now.
Introducing our disaster economy recovery plan: DERP. Brought to you by the empty ballsack of ideas that is Scott’s ministry, DERP will take the money we have for our economic recovery – the one chance we have not to lose a generation to a lifetime of hardship – and throw it in a fucking volcano. Or to put it in lay terms, give it to the gas industry. [more]
